College Career of Dude with Most Likes on NYU Secrets Post Just About Peaked
Feeling pretty damn good with himself and his accomplishments, NYU Sophomore Esteban Nunez realized Tuesday that his college career had just about peaked after he got the most likes on the comment section of an NYU Secrets post.
The Sociology major reportedly spent hours trying to craft the most eloquent and humorous of comments to amuse himself with, never even expecting he would break the 100 likes mark.
“So there was this secret about this guy, right? And it was about how he is a Donald Trump supporter and how he’s afraid to tell his friends about it right? So I get my laptop, I scribble some rough drafts for a while, and then finally, I just go ahead and say 'Fuck you asshole,' and got 153 likes in like the first hour,” said the ephemeral campus celebrity, adding that he was going to use his celeb status to try to get laid while he could. “But it’s all probably going to go downhill from here. I don’t think the chance to get the most likes on an NYU Secrets comment comes often for anyone, you know. And I am a Sociology major after all, so life’s probably going to suck from here on out.”