NYU Hipster Now Wearing Make America Great Again Hats Because It Super Trendy
Saying that she was tired of the stale, heteronormative mainstream media fashion lacking in style and political potency, NYU Gallatin sophomore Cleo Thomas began wearing Make America Great Again Hats early Tuesday afternoon in order to get up to date with the latest fashion trends.
The “Alternative Arts” major told reporters that she started to get dirty looks ever since she began expressing herself with these unorthodox accessories.
“I honestly don’t care what they think about me,” said the Bernie Sanders supporter about the mainstream ideologues who just didn’t want to open their eyes to the beauty of her different fashion choices. “Honestly, I just think these people are afraid that their archaic ideas about culture and society are fading away. Their disdain for my style is just an expression of that.”
She went on to explain that these archaic ideas that these ideologues so desperately cling on to include equality, respect for human rights, and political and economic freedom for all, derisively adding that these civil rights activist people were “sooo mainstream it’s gross.”