Politics Professor Replaces Lecture With Weekly Anti Trump Chant
Saying that it is very important for students to engage with practical phenomena outside of class as a means of gaining vital experiential learning, NYU Professor Eugenia Grant recently suspended the schedule of her POL-100 class and replaced it with a weekly “Fuck Donald Trump” chanting session.
The new design of the course, explains professor Grant, will allow students to use the philosophical tools they’ve learned from Aristotle, Hobbes, Rawls and others, to scream at unsuspecting pedestrians that Donald Trump is not and will never be their president.
“We will be meeting every Wednesday from 12:30 PM until we stop racism,” said the tenured professor in a class wide email. “Students are expected to analyze the complexities of the long ranging history of political thought using no more than 10 words that make up for a catchy chant about Donald Trump's small penis.”
She warned students though, that this class will not be an easy A, adding that she will follow NYU’s proud tradition of academic rigor.
“Getting arrested by the NYPD will get you nothing more than B-,” said the infamously tough grader. “If you really want to succeed in this class, you’ll have to lynch either a Neo-Nazi, or a white guy who looks like one.”